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why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
they have the exact same laughing face omg
Already Reblogged before but good lord, that freaking gene pool is amazing
DAVE MY BB
guys sorry i already have dibs on both of them ;)
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The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
(Source: pornblography)
Peela poe toe co say que de canna co toe vol toe tee ca che so toto cinto nana mo no cal low que la cala peenla mesa eh toe suit eh le mono el la ka toe peenta cent so toe no colo senso san so gondo we ta when ah canna killa besa oh toe tee sa say la mana mingla mano mo no tee la lay key ta no tika na mano paula keela catta te sa say sa ma so co so colo peela ah low peeto te lay cala kila tondo boco pongo poco lo ca la que el le que es say say mo no toe co no ning no carra veto sa so say ah mata BAY LA BAY LA GEH CHOW HOE LO MEH WOE BALLA BEELA BALLA BO SO BEH LO BEH BEE CA CO POE PEH LA BATTA BEELA BALLA BEE CO CO LOW WAY LALALA PEENA CAH TA EH SO SO MUJER BA DA HEELA WAH TA QUE CA CA MO WAY WAY MAH BO MO WAY I WANNA PEANUT BUTTER PIZZA ALL THE WAAAAY
(Source: cl3ansing)
one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
(Source: spicesandvirtues)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
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This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it
(Source: desolatewanderlust)
